Sometimes The Onion writers step over the lines of good taste.
That's why I just love them!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
I Read Blog for Bark Obama.
Well whaddya know.... news that will impress about 85% of our friends:
My partisan leanings have caught the attention of those lovable curmudgeons over at Bark Obama , and they have had the audacity to invite me in to their circle. You may have noticed that the widget in the sidebar has changed slightly.
Who are the Bark Obama writers? Well, just just check out this roster!. That's an all star cast of the folks who, when they're not proselytising on the merits of our next President, are writing the stuff you read the most.. on blogs, in books, and in magazines... about your pets.
And my non-dog aquaintances are always telling me to get a life. Hell... see? We got life!
Check it out, for sure.
My partisan leanings have caught the attention of those lovable curmudgeons over at Bark Obama , and they have had the audacity to invite me in to their circle. You may have noticed that the widget in the sidebar has changed slightly.
Who are the Bark Obama writers? Well, just just check out this roster!. That's an all star cast of the folks who, when they're not proselytising on the merits of our next President, are writing the stuff you read the most.. on blogs, in books, and in magazines... about your pets.
And my non-dog aquaintances are always telling me to get a life. Hell... see? We got life!
Check it out, for sure.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Gimme Some Truth.
Wednesdays and Thursdays are two of my favorite days of the week on Sirius radio . For two hours (more or less) each day, Vin Scelsa reprises the glory days of FM "freeform" radio, broadcasting live from his basement studio in the hills of northern New Jersey.
One song he plays, without fail, every single week is one that maybe we should hear on a daily basis during this political silly season:
Especially relevant for a certain campaign that will remain nameless here... but they like to talk about a bridge. ;-)
One song he plays, without fail, every single week is one that maybe we should hear on a daily basis during this political silly season:
Especially relevant for a certain campaign that will remain nameless here... but they like to talk about a bridge. ;-)
Brother Patrick Explains it all for You!
Confused about the whirlwind of activity... the ups and downs... the panic and fear going on on Wall Street for the past couple of weeks? Like John McSame, I don't know as much about economics as I should.
Thanks to Pat Burns the Terrierman, I can point you to an explanation that will make it all clear... especially for our fellow dog friends. Prepare to be severely pissed.
But don't worry.. according the the alleged President this morning, wrongdoers are going to be "persecuted" . (That mean they'll have dollar signs burned on their lawns? Heckled at the workplace? Sugar in the gas tanks of their Escalades?)
RTWT.
Thanks to Pat Burns the Terrierman, I can point you to an explanation that will make it all clear... especially for our fellow dog friends. Prepare to be severely pissed.
But don't worry.. according the the alleged President this morning, wrongdoers are going to be "persecuted" . (That mean they'll have dollar signs burned on their lawns? Heckled at the workplace? Sugar in the gas tanks of their Escalades?)
RTWT.
Even Mindless TV Can Rock.
Who watches "America's Got Talent"? We got kind of hooked 2 years ago. So tonight we'll see the final 5. If America votes intelligently....*
these guys are my pick to be standing at the very end.
Amazingly, differently, entertaining.
*"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people."- Henry L. Mencken
these guys are my pick to be standing at the very end.
Amazingly, differently, entertaining.
*"No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people."- Henry L. Mencken
AAARRrrrrggghhhh!
Avast! Come midnight tonight, ye better be ready to Talk Like a Pirate! or ye'll be walkin' the plank and feedin' the fishes. Or, to put it another way: "Über die Planke schicken"
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Doppelganger.
The nation held it's breath.
The question on everyone's mind: How would she do? This would be a role she'd never before been cast in. The Republicans were tense. Democrats, too. This could be the deal breaker... or the deal maker of the whole presidential campaign.
In the end, as if there was ever a doubt- she didn't just hit a home run. She hit it clear out of the park.
"Dan", you're saying, "have you switched parties?".
Of course not. I'm talking about Tina Fey on SNL last night:
Perfect. Right down to the Frances McDormand "Fargo" inflection. She's still so damned hot! And a major talent on both sides of the camera.
As if I ever had a doubt.
(Watch it while you can.. NBC apparently doesn't like its stuff on YouTube for some reason, and this may be pulled.)
UPDATE: As predicted, NBC pulled the clip off YouTube, but thanks to Andrew at Regal Vizsla we've got another link up. Watch it while you can.
The question on everyone's mind: How would she do? This would be a role she'd never before been cast in. The Republicans were tense. Democrats, too. This could be the deal breaker... or the deal maker of the whole presidential campaign.
In the end, as if there was ever a doubt- she didn't just hit a home run. She hit it clear out of the park.
"Dan", you're saying, "have you switched parties?".
Of course not. I'm talking about Tina Fey on SNL last night:
Perfect. Right down to the Frances McDormand "Fargo" inflection. She's still so damned hot! And a major talent on both sides of the camera.
As if I ever had a doubt.
(Watch it while you can.. NBC apparently doesn't like its stuff on YouTube for some reason, and this may be pulled.)
UPDATE: As predicted, NBC pulled the clip off YouTube, but thanks to Andrew at Regal Vizsla we've got another link up. Watch it while you can.
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