OMG, No! It's Hoke!
U of M has completed its metamorphosis into Notre Dame. I'm pretty sure the Oregon Ducks or the TCU Horned Frogs will welcome me, provisionally at least, as a fan, while the Wolverines wander in the wilderness for the next dozen years or so.*
If I don't have a stroke.
OBTW.. you can say goodbye to #16. Here's the new coach on the spread offense:
"When asked recently about the influence of Oregon’s offense, Hoke subtly revealed his disdain for the tactical shift Michigan experienced under Rodriguez. He is convinced that modern spread option offenses can be counterproductive to the core values of smashmouth football and are, therefore, to be avoided.
* And, of course, I'll be a fan of wherever Rich Rodriguez ends up. And you can take that to the bank.