- Slow news day: Woman discovers she is allergic to Christmas trees
- Humbug, the law that banned Christmas
- It wouldn't be Christmas on Fark without at least one story of a drunk naked guy plowing his car into a garage. Happy Holidays, everybody
- 6.2 magnitude quake hits Japan. No word on possible tsunami. Large Caucasian man in red suit seen near epicenter wanted for questioning
- LAPD arrests 280-pound man dressed in Santa hat, red lace camisole, purple G-string, and black leg warmers for DUI. Thankfully, this article has no pics
...and some non-Christmas stories:
- Man demonstrating how he would kill companion with a nail gun shoots himself
Check it out. Lots more where that came from.